A Big Thank You to all the wonderful writers, artists who participated, and all the betas and pinch hitters who volunteered their service, without you guys this minibang wouldn’t be possible! We truly treasure every single fic and art, you’re all aces! Thank you!
We also want to thank the wonderful eosrose, who gave us an amazing podfic. The podfic can be found here.
Of course, a special thank you to vicious_sock for drawing all the gorgeous promotion art for us again this year. All the promotion artwork for Sassy Minibang 2012 can be found here
Last but not least, thank you to all of you who pimped our comm and commented on the fic/art. Thank you for being one of us. :)
If you haven’t read all the bang fics yet, the 2012 masterlist is up. You can find it here.
Thank you again for making sassy_minibang such a success, You guys rock! We truly treasure every single fic and art you guys created for this bang.
Finally, from the bottom of our hearts, the mod team wish every one of you a wonderful 2013 and beyond! ♥
Filed under Sam Winchester Castiel Mishalecki Sastiel Misha Collins Jared Padalecki Sassy Minibang vicious_sock eosrose
Title: Strange and Beautiful
Author: remivel
Artist: ammo
Genre: SPN, AU, lawyer!AU and HS!AU mash-up
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel, Dean/Lisa (mentioned only), Jo, various cameos from SPN characters
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 31,000
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, angst, Suits (series) used as a reference, cameo by Harvey and Mike from Suits (no need to be familiar with the show or characters)
A/N: Title taken from the song by Aqualung. This is my first time writing for Sassy Minibang, and I am very glad to be able to contribute a fic to this awesome pairing. Thanks to ammo for the wonderful art. I am so happy you decided to draw Sassy. I also hope I was able to convert you to the Sassy Side with this fic, even just a bit. Many thanks to Juli for the superb alpha work, andSavanna for the equally amazing beta job.
Summary: Even at 11 years old, Sam could tell. Could see that Cas liked him, but not as much as he liked Dean, and could see that Cas will never look at him the way he looked at Dean. It bothered him. For he had never been jealous of anything his brother had. Never. Until Castiel walked through their door.
Fast forward 17 years into the future, Sam, now 28, had just landed a job as an associate at Milton Adler, one of Manhattan’s largest law firms. He was ready to impress his new employers and start making a name for himself as a lawyer, except he soon found out that his new boss was none other than Castiel, his brother’s high school best friend and Sam’s first love. Sure, they were close before, but Sam was young and foolish then, and they ended up growing apart. Now, things were becoming very awkward for Sam, because Cas wasn’t showing signs that he knew him at all, and Sam was beginning to realize that his first love never really went away, even after all these years.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester castiel Sassy Minibang Sastiel AU remivel ammo
Title: A Rutting in Portlandia
Author: saltandbyrne
Artist: lifelesslyndsey
Genre: domestic wereanimal crack porn
Characters, Pairing(s): Jared/Misha, background Jensen/JDM/Amber Benson
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~10k
Warnings: weremoose!Jared, fairy!Misha, weird physical attributes, rimming and copious amounts of sex, dirty talk, polyamorous wereseals!JDM/Jensen/Amber, sassy politically incorrect Misha, magic, crack, schmoop, recipes
A/N: Written for the sassy_minibang 2012 challenge. A million, billion thanks to lifelesslyndsey for her incredible art. She captured my weird little story so perfectly. Go shower her with praise and pie! Do it! This would all be one run-on sentence without fobsessed54’s beta. Thank you, honey. And as always, wifey of the year award goes to verucasalt123 for encouraging me to go for gold in the cracky wereanimal olympics.
Summary: Dealing with his weremoose boyfriend’s annual rut is the least of Misha’s problems. He has kumquats to deliver, moose antlers that need his fairy magic, and a dinner party with his friendly neighborhood polyamorous wereseals. Or, as Misha likes to call it, just another day in Portland.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Jared Padalecki Misha Collins mishalecki sassy minibang AU saltandbyrne lifelesslyndsey
Title: Every Step I Took In Faith
Author: verucasalt123
Artist: cassiopeia7
Genre: Slash
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel for sassy_minibang
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~11,500
Warnings: explicit sex, BDSM, blood-drinking, dub-con
Summary: AU for S4, with Castiel substituted for Ruby as Sam’s blood-pusher and demon-killing trainer. The offer is made: Castiel’s blood and instruction in exchange for Sam’s submission. Willing to do anything it takes to get his revenge on Lilith and stop Lucifer’s rise, Sam accepts.
A/N: A million thanks to saltandbyrne for the beta and the cheerleading. I couldn’t have done this without you, honey. Also, to cassiopeia7, your art is beautiful, thanks so very much for your lovely illustrations. Readers, if you are looking for good-guy!Cas, you will not find him in this story.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester castiel Sastiel Sassy Minibang Sassy verucasalt123 cassiopeia7
Title: Christmas Dreams
Author: lies_unfurl
Artist: pro_kira
Genre: Christmas!fic without Christmas actually being celebrated; hurt/comfort; whump
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 17500
Warnings: Character peril; brief suicidal ideation; Castiel displays symptoms of depression
Summary: Ever since coming back human from Purgatory, Castiel has been in a depressive fugue. Sam takes it upon himself to cheer him up, but his plans get somewhat sidetracked when he, Dean, and Castiel are sent on a hunt for Bigfoot.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester castiel sassy minibang Sastiel sassy lies_unfurl pro_kira
Title: Sam Winchester and the Last Year of High School
Genre: High School AU
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Cas, Dean/Cas, Dean/Ruby, mentions of Dean/Bela, John/Mary, Bobby/Karen, Becky/Chuck, mentions of Gabriel, Anna, Rachel, Lucifer (Nick), Michael, Uriel, Raphael and Balthazar.
Rating: PG
Word count: 16,154
Warnings (and enticements): Sam in glasses (is that a warning or enticement? who knows!), Mary being an awesome mom, just a hint of violence and teenage infidelity.
A/N: Written for sassy_minibang and for the sassy fandom. Enjoy!
Summary: Sam Winchester is in his senior year of high school with his big brother Dean and he’s dreading every second of it. He gets to his third class of the day and is faced with the dreaded name game by his torturous English teacher. He’s sat next to Castiel Novak, the school’s star quarterback and is forced to talk to him for a full five minutes. Soon after school he finds out he’s big brother is now going on a date with the football star. Days pass and through various ways, Sam starts to discover that he’s developed feelings for this popular kid who sits next to him in English. Things happen and people change but what matters most is what’s best for Castiel.
Filed under Sam Winchester castiel Sastiel sassy minibang AU drstupidface mask_of_red
Title: Soul Patrol
Author: lifelesslyndsey
Artist: evian_fork
Genre: Romance, humor, crack,
Characters, Pairing(s): Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17ish? Probably just a hard R.
Word Count: 45k
Warnings: mentions of sex, something that could almost be dubious consent, swearing, mentions of sexual situations.
Summary:Jared’s got problems, and a ghost is one of them. But not just any ghost. A very, very friendly one, who just so happens to think Jared is his long lost lover. Cue Misha, the friendly neighborhood psychic medium, who operates his business, Soul Patrol, out of a utility closet in the back of a porn shop. Where he also happens to lives. He likes to work from home, okay? Jared had no idea what he was in for when he stepped into Parlor, looking for help.
One thing is for sure though; it wasn’t soul fisting.
A/N: Written for: sassy_minibang. Big thanks go out to my artist evian_fork for some seriously fantastic work (look at that little ghost down there!) and my darling lacy who gave me the plot in the first place.
Master Post for Soul Patrol at A03
Master Art Post for Soul Patrol on LJ
Filed under Jared Padalecki Misha Collins mishalecki sassy minibang AU lifelesslyndsey evian_fork
Title: Wayward Boys
Author: virtualpersonal & brimstonegold
Artist: m0rphin3
Genre: Romance, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Wing!Kink
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel, Dean, John, Gordon
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 60,000
Warnings: Underage sex (16 year olds), abuse/torture
Summary: Life at the Salt Plains Ranch For Wayward Boys is harsh and grim for its students, who are at the mercy of their cruel and capricious teachers. After being transferred to the “school,” even the ever-rebellious Sam is close to breaking. In contrast, the long-suffering Castiel somehow still manages to see the bright side of even the darkest day. Through necessity, the unlikely pair bond in their struggle for survival.
A/N: Written for: sassy_minibang. A huge thank you to our lovely artist who was an absolute pleasure to work with.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester Castiel Sassy Minibang Sastiel AU virtualpersonal brimstonegold morphin3
Title: And the Rain Was Upon the Earth Forty Days and Forty Nights
Author: trickylady
Artist: sphinx_face
Genre: AU/AR (and canon), angst, H/C, humour, fluff, schmoop, fantasy, romance, slash and pre-slash.
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Cas, Dean, Bobby, Crowley, Gabriel, Zachariah, Ruby, Lisa, OFC. (not in all stories)
Rating: PG-13 overall
Word Count: ~13k
Warnings: mentions of minor/major character death, spoilers for all seasons.
A/N: I’d like to thank my betas - rock_chick_333, nicole_sill, verucasalt123 & kimberlelly. In case it’s not obvious, the stories are not linked to one another. Also, some of the stories are narration-heavy; if that isn’t your thing, maybe you won’t enjoy them.
Summary: A collection of short stories with Castiel and Sam finding their way to each other, all in the five times format.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester Castiel Sastiel Sassy Minibang trickylady sphinx_face
Title: A Sassy Cup of Coffee
Author: oflittleuse
Artist: terrorinyertub
Genre: Romance/Comedy/Drama
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel, Jess, Gabriel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 10k
Warnings: Rating for sex scenes (blow jobs), lot’s of fluffy coffee times, college AU
Summary: Sam needs to work in a local coffee house to help pay for his schooling, and while working there he comes across a trench coat wearing stranger who is determined to like coffee (even though he hates it) and seems as reluctant to talk about his past as Sam is.
Fic link: Fic Masterlist
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Sam Winchester Castiel Sassy Minibang Sastiel AU oflittleuse terrorinyertub
Title: On and On and On
Author: dizbil
Artist: sammycolt24
Genre: AU, Angst
Characters, Pairing(s): Sam/Castiel
Rating: NC- 17
Word Count: 24k
Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Minor character death.
A/N: Glad to be back for the second edition of the challenge. I hope you enjoy the fic and the art.
Summary: What do you do when you lose everything? When the person you love the most just disappears? There is no perfect way to deal with Dean’s absence and no magical solution, Sam come to that conclusion very easily right after loosing his big brother. He’s lost, desperate and scared and Castiel seems to be the answer. Sam has always loved Cas and yet it doesn’t feel right, it’s never enough, pretending is not enough and he must live and be happy for his mother, he must find a reason to keep on and on…
Fic available on AO3: here
(you can download a PDF from there)
Art masterpost: here
Filed under Sam Winchester Castiel Sastiel Sassy Minibang AU dizbil sammycolt24
Title: Against the Stream
Author: akadougal
Artist: delugedpapercup
Genre: HS AU
Pairing: Sam/Cas
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 16k
A/N: Massive thank you to comedicdrama and doci for massive beta help.
Summary: Sam has a lot to deal with - his brother, his dad, his crush on Castiel. However, joining the swim team offers him a chance to prove himself and to make a name for himself. It only gets harder as he gets older though.
Fic link: LJ / AO3
Art link: Art Masterlist
Filed under Castiel Sam Winchester sassy minibang Sastiel sassy akadougal delugedpapercup
Title: Shark!
Author: ghostyouknow27
Artist: scarletscarlet
Genre: crack, angst
Characters, Pairing(s): Misha/Jared, Jared and Jensen, Misha and Gen, off-screen Danneel/Jensen
Rating: R
Word Count: 19k
Warnings: adult language, what is technically an interspecies relationship, were-things galore, discussions of poaching/cruelty toward animals, a dead baby shark, crack, angst
Summary: Jared’s being doing this great white wereshark gig for twelve years, his whole, sad life guided by two basic principles: 1) The shark’s stupid and 2) The shark needs to be contained. These principles have led to the creation of Jared’s systems, which include things like ‘reduce stress’ and ‘do not invite chaos.’ But that’s before Misha-the-shark-scientist tags shark-Jared for research and confuses human-Jared for a poacher. With Misha disrupting his carefully ordered existence, Jared
Fic link: LJ Masterlist / AO3
Art link: LJ Masterlist / DW Masterlist
Filed under Jared Padalecki Misha Collins Mishalecki sassy minibang sastiel ghostyouknow27 scarletscarlet
Title: The Epic Adventure of the Rainbow-Pooper and His Surly Angel
Author: sassy_minimod
Genre: SPN/RPF cross over, AU
Characters, Pairing(s): Jared/Castiel, Jensen, Felicia Day, Osric Chau, Ty Olsson
Rating: R
Word Count: 33,433
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, body modification/body horror, darker themes as the fic progresses.
Summary: Loosely based on The Last Unicorn. Jared the muscular unicorn lived in the enchanted forest Padaleckia with his human best mates Jensen, Osric, and Felicia. Their days were full of songs and at night they would get their frolicking on in the magical Fountain of Magic. One day, Jared met an injured creature who called himself Castiel, who claimed to be an angel from another dimension. Castiel told Jared that the other unicorns were being held captive by the evil wizard Ty. The angel offered to help Jared, but in return Jared must heal him with his rainbow power and help him return to his world. Jared was always up for an adventure, but he wasn’t prepared for the feelings he would develop for the angel, and the terrifying effect of inter-dimensional love would have on his body and soul.
Filed under Jared Padalecki Castiel Misha Collins Sam Winchester Sastiel Mishalecki sassy minibang
Filed under Sastiel mishalecki Misha Collins Jared Padalecki castiel Sam Winchester sassy sassy minibang
